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Thread: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    I really pushed the boat out this afternoon!

    No.......I've got this boat right?.......and this afternoon yeah?.......I pushed it out.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Don't get it Sturtz. Can you explain ?

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Imagine this small boat, well it was sort of in the shallows, and I pushed it out further into the river.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Quote Originally Posted by STURTZ View Post
    Imagine this small boat, well it was sort of in the shallows, and I pushed it out further into the river.
    Poached Trout for supper ?

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Well I don't like to blow my own trumpet but I was given this wind instrument for xmas, really don't like playing it.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Quote Originally Posted by STURTZ View Post
    Well I don't like to blow my own trumpet but I was given this wind instrument for xmas, really don't like playing it.
    You made your cake so you can lie in it.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    I've had a few, who wants to spoof?


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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    5.............

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    7...................

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Well I got 2 what are you holding Fever?

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