I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

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Ice and a slice

Just popping in for old times sake fever

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Pint of warty hog and some salty crisps for Swanny please tapster.

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Jules, can you craft an Arizona Breeze for Pate please ? He seems a tad testy today.

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Al I've got footy now but could you line up a Steve McQueen for Ron?

I'll be back around 10, churs.

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Jules is looking at me blankly with this request Stroudy

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Isn't Credy banned following the Ant Moxey and bag of scratchings incident?

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Who's in for a Virtual pub quiz to run in parallel with the Advent Calendar Quiz on a rival thread?

All questions must relate to beer, sex or fags.

Extra points if you fart whilst typing

and don't forget Feckov Friday, when all the questions are about tits.

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Are you the quizmaster STURTZ ?

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Naturally.

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Will there be a range of points for the farting, something like the Beaufort Scale ?