The Colonel Rules......

Antony Moxey said:

This thread is about what, exactly? Which colonel?

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Irrigation

Kind of works...

What does?

Sanders? A true hero.

Sanders can shove his battery chicken w*nk up his oversized fat, Kansas arse.

He's a stupid beardy tw*t.

angelic upstart said:

Sanders can shove his battery chicken w*nk up his oversized fat, Kansas arse.

He's a stupid beardy tw*t.

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But what about the secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices?

He couldn't name 11 herbs and spices let alone cook with 'em. Stupid, beardy tw*t.

Oh, and another thing, that recipe can't be that much of a secret. It's made all over the world, by spotty teenagers.

angelic upstart said:

He couldn't name 11 herbs and spices let alone cook with 'em. Stupid, beardy tw*t.

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One of the drawbacks with being dead I suppose.

ECFC '72 said:

One of the drawbacks with being dead I suppose.

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In that case, I imagine we could also challenge the upstart's use of "beardy".

The upstart is very rarely wrong about anything, but he is with this f*cker. The Colonel rules......

It is a little known fact that, despite the affectation of the uniform, "Colonel" Saunders NEVER participated in the American Civil War.
In fact, he was a conscientious objector and, as he slunk around his hometown in Kentucky the womenfolk (whose own men were away dying for their cause) used to hiss in his ear, in vitriolic tones 'Dirty rotten stinkin' chick'n.....

....which, when he got home and though about it, suddenly occurred to him as a great business plan.