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Favourte Biscuit...

angelic upstart

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Its the friday before christmas so its obviously Half Man half Biscuit time....

They've got the whole world in their house,
they've got the whole wide world in their house,
they've got the whole world in their house,
to see the new conservatory

They didn't choose their cat,
the cat chose them,
they didn't choose their cat,
the cat chose them,
they didn't choose their cat,
the cat chose them,
and what do you know,
its got its own website,

they made some real good friends,
on Henman hill,
they made some real good friends,
on Henman hill,
they made some good friends,
on Henman hill,
now they all meet up for boxercise...From 'Paintballs coming home'


Feel free to add your favourite HMHB lyrics here...But only when it's 'Biscuit time'.
 

Brian Moore

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There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
And because of that he thought he was better than you
Everyday after school you would go round there to play it
Hoping to compete for some kind of championship
But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up
And even when you did the thing never seemed to work

It was a dodgy transformer again and again
A dodgy transformer again and again
It was a dodgy transformer again and again
A dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten

So he'd send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders
To get the Subbuteo out of the loft
He had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere
The crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too
You'd always get palmed off with a headless centre forward
And a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his

And he'd managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit
'cause his uncle owned a sports shop and he'd kept it to one side
And after only five minutes you'd be down to ten men
'cause he'd sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger
And come to half time you were losing four-nil
Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty
So you'd smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned
And the dog would bark and you'd be banned from his house
And your travelling army of synthetic supporters
Would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin

Now he's working in a job with a future
He hands me my giro every two weeks
And me I'm on the lookout for a proper transformer .....
 
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CREDYGRECIAN

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Loving the free flowing entertaining football at S
Hob Nobs - They hold the tea a treat ;)
 

angelic upstart

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Hob Nobs - They hold the tea a treat ;)
That is my individual post of the year...


Brian i've always wanted to sing that song at a karaoke night...
 
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Brian Moore

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That is my individual post of the year...


Brian i've always wanted to sing that song at a karaoke night...
Build it and they will come......
 

Swanaldo

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"Well I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I ran to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
and she wasn't going to die..."

From 'The person Son of Dean Friedman'.
 

angelic upstart

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Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns...
 

MattyD

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If i was a linesman, i would execute defenders for applauding my off-sides.
 

newburygrecian

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Behind the times
I was wandering through my local store
Searching for the ten-pence-off manure
When suddenly I bumped in to this guy
On seeing it was I gave a cry

F*CKIN' 'ELL IT'S FRED TITMUS

PS this may change after I've listened to my newly purchased copy of Achtung Bono
 

Swanaldo

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Searching for the ten-pence-off manure
I always heard "Lenor"
 
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