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Nope, a cup of tea in my household is called a 'hot wet'.

Meetings that last longer than they should. I've had 2 at work today. The first lasted 2 1/2 hours and the second lasted 3 1/2 hours. It could have all been fit into an hour.

People that add an 's' at the end of Tesco ;)

Contestants who go for the low offer on The Chase

Or one I saw the other day.

Seller: I'm looking for £100 for this.
Buyer: Will you take £50?

No, no he wouldn't. The clue's in the advert.

BBC and Sky Sports sites having the result as Exeter drawing 2 all with Yeovil. The league table on the sites also has City down as having 1 point.

I quite like the TV show 'Storage Hunters', however the people on there annoy the hell out of me. They overhype evrything as soon as the shutters are raised. One couple really p*ss me off on the...

Draws and drawers. When someone posts on a selling site that they are selling drawers, but is spelt as 'draws', I ask for a picture of their underwear. Don't know why they get offended by this.

Bad grammar really grinds my gears. What's worse is when you correct someone they say, "Oh, grammar police are here, why does it matter?"

Of course it matters! It's your native language, so you...

When not logged in to Exeweb the times are in Zulu, but as soon as you log in they are in Alpha.

This weather. Too blimmin windy.

Having my armbands and rubber ring confiscated on the way into darts last night. Deemed dangerous, yet I could keep my mask and wetsuit. Re-donk-ulous.

Dropping hot and spicy noodles all over my white shirt at work. Just knocked the whole tub over me.

'Your mailbox is over its size limit'.

Oh naff off, I want to keep these emails you inconsiderate, lack of memory, sodding thunderbolt.

Walking through town and starting to feel nobbly lumps in my jeans around the knee area. Soon come to the realisation that they are socks that had worked their way in in the washing machine. A little...