Although not a fan of 'celeb' culture I often end up watching this game. Bit dubious about multi-millionaires begging Joe Public for cash but the football can be fun.
Usain Bolt reckons he wants to be a pro soccer player. What a joke. He wasn't even quick!!! If he turned up for a trial with City you'd laugh him out of the ground.
Mo Farrah couldn't trap a bag of cement or cross a road. Utterly hopeless. There's a reason people with no skill/talent become runners or cyclists.
There's a guy called Mark Wright (not that one) who is something to do with Essex. He's a proper player. Lovely left foot and could have easily played to a decent standard.
Robbie Keane is still class and would be deadly in a lower league.
Olly ("I used to play semi-pro") Murs thinks he's a bit of a player. He ain't.
The 40+year old ex-pros playing at walking pace play a different game to the rest of us.
Usain Bolt reckons he wants to be a pro soccer player. What a joke. He wasn't even quick!!! If he turned up for a trial with City you'd laugh him out of the ground.
Mo Farrah couldn't trap a bag of cement or cross a road. Utterly hopeless. There's a reason people with no skill/talent become runners or cyclists.
There's a guy called Mark Wright (not that one) who is something to do with Essex. He's a proper player. Lovely left foot and could have easily played to a decent standard.
Robbie Keane is still class and would be deadly in a lower league.
Olly ("I used to play semi-pro") Murs thinks he's a bit of a player. He ain't.
The 40+year old ex-pros playing at walking pace play a different game to the rest of us.