Recent content by Petronella Clown

Have I missed the fight? Was busy constructing a mud wrestling ring... Oh well!

Belated honk honk. (Thanks for remembering me!) xx

Still here too, having a giggle... Let's hope clowns don't get closed down by the new regime. Honkitty honk xxx

Hi Krusty - I'm still around. I would like to absolutely refute Evil Clown's comments - bad clowns are against everything I stand for. (Definite Nay from me). I hold my hands up to Chuckle's allegations and admit my clown suit has become somewhat tight, although I still hold to my story...

Did we have a vacancy for another clown?

Chuckles has had me - FACT (Multiple times) It is his droit de clowneur as leader.

But are you the best clown, East Devon Clown?

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Be thankful your not a woman - when I gave birth to the clownlets, not only did I have to push out something the size of a melon, but I had the added bonus of piles popping out too. Try sitting on a rubber ring - eases the pressure. Honk honk!

You are seriously scary and are making me cry now. :'(

Belated honk honk! Joining the clown party . . . theatrical role call Sending the love vibe to all fellow clowns x

Chuckles was a fake clown. I am probably the only true, non-multi clown. Clowning will never be out of fashion. Clown Power! Honk, honk!

Happy Birthday! Can I come to your party? Is it fancy dress? xxx

Dressing up is FUN - you should try it sometime! It let's you be someone else and act totally out of character. It is very liberating. I can lend you some of my costumes or make up if you like. . .

My advice, for what it's worth - is don't worry about having an edge - just be yourself. Women are more interested in a man having a kind, loyal heart wrapped up in intelligence and wit. If he is passionate about something (such as football), that is a good sign (as long as he is not an...