Recent content by Mrs Manc

Too right I will. You will have a list of jobs as long as your arm to do, and if I get home to the whiff of a smelly nappy then there's no nooky for you.

Granny Gull?

I am pleased you have finally seen her for what she is, Philip. Did she really straddle the seats to try and sit next to you last night?

From Hubby. What the **** has Looby got on her head? It's either a dead animal or my woolly hat.

Could have been Philip. He does quickies.

I thought he was very good actually, very professional, and for a short man, had a lot of presence. See you later love, looking forward to a snuggle.

Philip, just got back from town and bought you some pants. We don't want a situation like last time when Giles was making the man of the match presentations and the twins were on show. I have also taken out an extra £5 so that you can buy those 2 extra WKD Blues.

Because he spends most of the time in the spare room. We only have sex once a month, when he washes.

The Contract. I loved it.

dirty.... :@

Front, Back, then mouth wasn't it? ;)

76) Don't waste money on the Advanced Hair Studio.

I am at home waiting for you Philip......

I gave up waiting. Phoned Brian but he said he was feeling the pinch. I took that to mean he was putting his shirt on.

If Doctor is going, count me in.