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Christ, I'm shagged out...I've been at it all day with Handy Andy & Linda Barker.
I'm gagging for a pie & a pint.
Who's going to do the honours?
[gaggy carol]
I'll get Lawrence onto the plumbing - he deserves it.
That's not a paint-brush in my top pocket
[winky carol]
I'm partial to a wee glass of Bolly to go with my lunchtime mild, Mr Jan Yeo - would you like to share?
Anyone fancy getting me a half of oatmeal stout?
I'm really up to high doh about tomorrow's opening night of the new Strictly.
D'you know they asked me & Anna Rider Richardson if we could give Brucie a makeover? We said that would cost far more than £500 & take far longer than 2 days.
[jokey...
You're not as angelic as you make out, are you?
Get me an irn bru, and you can lol with me as much as you like
[friendly carol]
btw - who is that rude man over there, talking sh*t?
This pub is looking pretty shabby. I think it needs a virtual makeover.
I've got Laurence Llewelyn Bowen outside.
Get me a half of porter, then we'll get started.
[smilie carol]
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