The Feckin' Dire Thread

[iscalad]

A banana stuck to a wall with gaffer tape has sold at an art exhibition for over ninety thousand pounds. Ninety grand. For a banana on a feckin wall ffs.

What cretin paid that ? Does he/she not have anything better to blast that amount of money on ? I admire the "artist" for his ability to prise loot out of dickheads but, that apart, it's a cruel joke. Perhaps I'm just a pleb.

You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first.

 

[IndoMike]

A banana stuck to a wall with gaffer tape has sold at an art exhibition for over ninety thousand pounds. Ninety grand. For a banana on a feckin wall ffs.

What cretin paid that ? Does he/she not have anything better to blast that amount of money on ? I admire the "artist" for his ability to prise loot out of dickheads but, that apart, it's a cruel joke. Perhaps I'm just a pleb.

Must have been a p!$$ artist.
I've just gone out and pulled a few from a neighbouring tree. I'M RICH !!!

 

[Billy The Fish]

You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first.

Ain't that the truth.

 

[feverpitch]

The mess people leave on trains.

Not putting large cases in the luggage area.

 

[Stelios]

The mess people leave on trains.

The only acceptable thing to leave behind on a train is a newspaper (unless it's the Daily Mail ).

Always surprised how much litter is left in the IPO stand after a game. There are big bins beside the pitch everyone has to walk past on the way out. No excuse.

 

[elginCity]

Agree with the littering, don't get it, it's feckin dire. Last week, walking behind a young family with a pushchair where the kid ate a chocolate bar and lobbed the wrapper onto the ground. I picked it up, gave it back to the kid saying "you dropped this", the mother glowered, snatched the wrapper from the kid and tossed it back on the ground ! What hope is there for that kid ?

 

[Swanaldo]

The mother glowered, snatched the wrapper from the kid and tossed it back on the ground ! What hope is there for that kid ?

Well, there will always be a job for him with the council.

 

[Alistair20000]

Agree with the littering, don't get it, it's feckin dire. Last week, walking behind a young family with a pushchair where the kid ate a chocolate bar and lobbed the wrapper onto the ground. I picked it up, gave it back to the kid saying "you dropped this", the mother glowered, snatched the wrapper from the kid and tossed it back on the ground ! What hope is there for that kid ?

Compulsory Anti Litter Awareness Course to include several hours of watching Wombles videos. That should stop the feckers.

 

[Alistair20000]

Not putting large cases in the luggage area.

A particular risk to those travellers who have downed a few cocktails hein ?

 

[Billy The Fish]

A banana stuck to a wall with gaffer tape has sold at an art exhibition for over ninety thousand pounds. Ninety grand. For a banana on a feckin wall ffs.

What cretin paid that ? Does he/she not have anything better to blast that amount of money on ? I admire the "artist" for his ability to prise loot out of dickheads but, that apart, it's a cruel joke. Perhaps I'm just a pleb.

Somebody scoffed the celebrity banana.

Artist eats $120,000 banana artwork - BBC News

The artwork, titled Comedian, consisted of a banana duct-taped to a wall.

www.bbc.co.uk