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[LOG]

I had a job interview this morning and was asked if i could perform under pressure. I'm not sure, i said, but i'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a go.

 

[LOG]

Matthew Perry once bought a Mondeo from a dealership in Chandler's Ford.

 

[StroudGrecian]

Regional public toilets don't usually star in films but Stratford Johns appeared in quite a few.

 

[StroudGrecian]

Son et Lumiere is France's most successful family-run lighting business.

 

[Greyhound]

Jeux Sans Frontieres is a new kind of football played without touchlines.

 

[Greyhound]

One day I borrowed Matt Taylor's training shoes and went on a punishing run. Before long I was nearly exhausted. I was running on MT.

 

[Temporarily Exiled]

Doctors aren't what they used to be. I visited my GP yesterday because I had head of lettuce stuck up my arse. He said he wouldn't be able to remove it as it was, so he just applied a dressing.

 

[Swanaldo]

I think people with four buttocks are amazing, but that might just be me being biassed.

 

[Swanaldo]

Most retired pimps live in Idaho.

 

[StroudGrecian]

Jofra Archer now sits astride his Iron Throne in Ambridge.