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[STURTZ]

Following my latest holiday on the med I invested in some postcrete.

 

[Grecian2K]

And when the vendor if you can manage on your own you doubtlessly replied " Corse I Can, don't be So Silly"

 

[STURTZ]

I remember a chap getting quite upset when I chortled in agreement that his accent was Sicillian.

 

[Grecian2K]

In apartheid era South Africa the preferred type of coffee was de-kaffir-nated.

 

[Billy The Fish]

"Chinook" comes from an ancient native American word for Large Helicopter.

 

[elginCity]

Anyone born in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogog has a larger than average birth certificate.

 

[Swanaldo]

When in France, Freddie Mercury liked to wash his bum with bidet eau.

 

[Grecian2K]

Guitarist Ben E King was also a brilliant euchre player.

 

[Swanaldo]

Anyone writing a history of the Black Ark Studios should probably start from scratch.

 

[Swanaldo]

England's most respected manager was Terry Venerables.