John William
Well-known Exeweb poster
No, it is you who are completely wrong. Read the extract from the Laws of the Game I quoted. Whether you like it or not, these are the Laws. All the words are active, not passive - "kicks", "attempts", "pushes" etc.This is only true for hand ball. Otherwise you are not correct.
It is what the player does or attempts to do that counts, not what happens to the opponent. You can break someone's leg by accident and it is not a foul. You can miss him completely but it be a red card offence.
Whether referees applies these laws correctly or consistently is a different issue (IMO they don't, especially the handball law). But the words are there in black and white.