just where is he now?

URI (i love exeter) GELLAR

I don't know and don't care.

They say there is no such thing as bad publicity. Well Uri and his cronies proved that wrong.

If the son of a Z list celebrity wakes up one morning and says he lived in Plymouth in a previous life, the Z lister then believes this to be a sign from above, goes on to invite his white/black/white/black "A" list child carer to become an honary director of the "soccer club" be very, very wary.

I am sure Mr Geller doesn't know where he is himself.

I loathe reality telly, but insisted on watching that Celebrity Island (?) thing when he was on it.

Wearing his City shirt, completely cringeworthy and oddly hilarious.

Imagine how we felt. As far as I am aware he didn't even put any money into the club, but I may be wrong.

If only his son had been born on the Barbican

I think right now, he's at home having some toast for breakfast.

That must be an interesting concept in his house!

He is probably trying to get the marmalade from falling off the spoon.

it does make one wonder what was his motives at the time, especially bringing M.Jackson to sid james park.

I suppose it was good publicity, but what all clubs really want is hard cash not a circus show.

So he as left now?

Sort of, although some people say that he still posts on here as beatsurrender.

Here to help.

LLL

Of all his illusions, I reckon the best was the croc 'tears' he shed on the Bank after we beat Southend, conveniently captured by a photographer.

Never mind the spoons, HOW did he manage that? Onions in his top pocket?

*GIGGLE*


***SNIGGER***