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LammieLammieLammie

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Just like the old days...
Yes, there have been some top rants here over the season. Mostly connection with things Grecian, and football related.

This little beauty was posted by our very own, Antony Moxey, and is hidden
in the "things you don't see anymore" thread.

Robbo had typed "funny rear window stickers..." and said they wern't funny, and should be banned.

Ant's reply....

Baby on Board.

Aaarrrgh - WHY FFS????? Is it merely to say 'hey, mine works, does yours' as some sort of virility statement?

Or, sorry, I'm on one now, road signs that say 'please drive carefully through our village' as if to say 'OK, you've gone slow, now you can drive like a c*** now you're nowhere near us, we don't care'.

Back to car stickers:
'I slow down for horses' - who doesn't? I don't want the bloody thing diving on my bonnet

'Fight prejudice, fight the ban' - FFS live with it and get on with your life. As to prejudice, WTF?

ANY football team - please, like we care. It's either confirmation that you are indeed a tw*t on holiday doing nothing more than dawdling along clogging up the roads for those of us who live and work here, or your an armchair fan who hasn't been within a hundred miles of the ground yet religiously wear your shirt when watching Champions' League on ITV.

'My other car's a Porsche' or 'This is my other car' Hahaha - split my sides laughing. You have a Porsche, yet today you choose to drive a clapped out Metro with rust everywhere. Oh it is your other car? No sh*t Sherlock, as if a feral pikey such as yourself could ever afford a Porsche anyway.

'Show dogs in Transit' - And??? Makes you want to drive up beeping your horn or make the car swerve across the road just to sh*t the feckers up in the back. Show dogs my arse - they should be chasing cats and stuff, not poncing across a sawdust floor with an equally poncy owner flouncing along beside them.

Ends.

Totally "off on one of the day award" I think. Sorry to bring it back up for people to see, but thought it was worth a view on WoWs.
 
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CREDYGRECIAN

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Loving the free flowing entertaining football at S
Moxers just cracks me up - i wish he would say what he thinks a little more though :)
 

feverpitch

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Credy's 'toys out the pram', 'that's the last time you ever see me on exeweb' rant (and subsequent short-lived exile) surely has to be up there? :p
 

Oldsmobile-88

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In RaWZ we trust....Amen.
Another top Moxers rant,was after the Halifax game at the Shay.Someone posted that they could just imagine AIs reaction after the game.His reply was if you wern't there dont comment,but put in the best Moxey stile.
 

sumner7

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CREDYGRECIAN said:
Moxers just cracks me up - i wish he would say what he thinks a little more though :)
Try working for him Credy - he'll crack you up even more!!!!......
 

Antony Moxey

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You think a no-neck limp d*ck like Credy could cut the mustard Sums?

Nah, me neither....
 

heathy1

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What is it you do thats so hard then?
 

Antony Moxey

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It's nothing to do with how difficult the job is, it's just knowing how to do it properly.
 

Chalk1e

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heathy1 said:
What is it you do thats so hard then?
He cuts mustard with Sums???? :S

Is it Dijon?
 

sumner7

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Chalk1e said:
He cuts mustard with Sums???? :S

Is it Dijon?
Nope it's Colman's.......
 
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