Our Chaiman's A Plastic v Nottm Forest

A televisual treat in store for all lovers of the beautiful game, but enough about Kellow's Bootlaces, can the Cornish two-pointers finally notch up a win? Even hardcore football statisticians have lost count of when PAFC last won a game....

This game is being played on Sunday at the request of the Argyle Board of Directors and a Mr I Newell of Plymtree in order to avoid it clashing with their 'other team'.

As a once-loyal Pilgrim famously said:

"It can only get better than this!!!"

The Tricky trees are going to embarrass the gargs on sunday, looking forward to the football comedy show of the season <titter>

Let me see, Gillingham, Newcastle and Palace away so far this season.

Peterborough and Turnips to come within a few weeks.

Bottom of the league, no wins, and I've missed only one game this season.

"Once loyal"?

Again, brain cell, you've got it wrong.

<<inserts image of fish biting hook a la S_G (remember him?>>

I've just looked at your avatar, poor old Nooney looks so embarrassed.

I feel for the lad.

He was gutted when he scored for us, as he demonstrated by being the first to go over and applaud the City fans at the final whistle....

Anyway, what 'loyal' supporter would fail to back the Argyle manager in these difficult times, eh?

Porkus said:

Bottom of the league, no wins, and I've missed only one game this season.

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To paraphrase a certain Norwegian commentator:
"CocaCola, Pepsi, Tango, Sprite, Dr Pepper, 7 Up, Lilt, Irn Bru.....YOUR CANS TOOK A HELL OF A KICKING!!!


PS: Thought you were recently away on that extended "tropical" holibobs you were bragging about though - private jets to get back specially??

Missed the West Brom game Greeky.

Holidays come first, just ask Squirtz.

Porkus said:

Bottom of the league, no wins, and I've missed only one game this season.

"Once loyal"?

Again, brain cell, you've got it wrong.

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Not at all. The facts remain, you have not won a game this season.

No one cares if you, or anyone else has bothered to turn up to games. It will be nice to see your average attendance rise by a minimum of 500 this season (overall)thanks to giving the tickets away for this "big game for you".

Personally, I hope you win. That way Sturrock can stay in charge for another 10 games and finish the job properly.

I have also heard Argyle are struggling to even give tickets away for the Forest game. They are very worried that all those empty green seats will have a negative effect on the club live on TV. hence the reason for the giveaway.

Dark times indeed.