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Let me tell you a true story

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Please read the below account. After reading and digesting please tell me your thoughts. Do you think, yeah, down to earth girl or do you think what the f*ck have i got myself involved with here?

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You're in the early stages of courting a young lady.

You've been out for the evening and had a few drinks, nothing too much though.

The evening draws to a close and its time to go home. You suggest she comes back to yours for a coffee. "Why not", she says. "I can get a taxi home from there". "Back of the net", you think to yourself.

So, back you both come. You sit on the sofa and snuggle up together.

Before you know it, its 1am. "Why not stay", you suggest. "I can give you a lift home in the morning".

"OK", she says. So off you both toddle upstairs. Whilst she is in the bathroom powdering her nose, you put on the soft lighting and music. You ready yourself for whats looks like a guaranteed result.

Soon, the door opens and in she climbs into bed with a cheeky little grin on her face,

"Sorry i took a little while", she says. "No problem", you reply. "One thing though", she says. "Whats that?", you reply. Her answer, "I'd give it 5 minutes".
 

Joshyd123

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Down to earth girl all the time.
 

pelsey

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You can shove your stone island up your arse, this
Errr...not the down to earth option.
 

ECFC TOM

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Down to earth. Whats so bad with dislodging a turd on romantic evening? :)
 

Mr Jan Yeo

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On to a winner. If she does it then you have no worries, plus obviously a cheeky sense of humour :D
 

zider

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5 mins she should be so lucky :p
 

Red Lion

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Please read the below account. After reading and digesting please tell me your thoughts. Do you think, yeah, down to earth girl or do you think what the f*ck have i got myself involved with here?

******************************************************

You're in the early stages of courting a young lady.

You've been out for the evening and had a few drinks, nothing too much though.

The evening draws to a close and its time to go home. You suggest she comes back to yours for a coffee. "Why not", she says. "I can get a taxi home from there". "Back of the net", you think to yourself.

So, back you both come. You sit on the sofa and snuggle up together.

Before you know it, its 1am. "Why not stay", you suggest. "I can give you a lift home in the morning".

"OK", she says. So off you both toddle upstairs. Whilst she is in the bathroom powdering her nose, you put on the soft lighting and music. You ready yourself for whats looks like a guaranteed result.

Soon, the door opens and in she climbs into bed with a cheeky little grin on her face,

"Sorry i took a little while", she says. "No problem", you reply. "One thing though", she says. "Whats that?", you reply. Her answer, "I'd give it 5 minutes".
She sounds like a dirty person. I recommend you propose to her ASAP!!
 

Joshyd123

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A quick thinker aswell.

Poifect.
 

Oli

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5 minutes before what though? Trying the back door?
 

Antony Moxey

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Five minutes before she needs to draw breath?
 
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