Three word story

Something I came across on a different forum, which sounds like it could be quite amusing to play. Make up a story, about nothing in particular, each person can only use 3 words before the next person has to continue with the story using another 3 words. Could make for some interesting reading. I'll start with......

Last night I...

decided it was

time for bed

.so I went

up the stairs

but I hadn't

had a sh*t

but no time

to get into

my toilet because