Moths

Don't you just love 'em. Grrrr.

Where the feck have you been?...

Supporting Tivvy?...

Get one of those big candle jobs from Homebase / Robert Dyas / wherever. We were plagued with moths a few years back at chez H, but after a week or so of having this candle lit at night they were all vanquished.

Spray them red and white

Build a model of St James Park.

Make the away team out of cloth.

Turn on the floodlights.


Bliss ..... 8)

Have you been watching a bit too much Eddie Izzard?

Get a Bat.

'....moths the size of elephants'...

I assume you were very...very...drunk?...*hic*

From Viz Top Tips...

Play "Moth Aircraft Carriers" by floating a shoe box in the bath with
a torch attached. Leave a window open for ten minutes, then turn off
the room lights and watch as the moths attempt to make their dramatic
and dangerous landings.

Moths are just butterflies in need of a trip to the beauticians!

Exeweb has really gone downhill, compared to the kind of threads back in 2005...