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I fookin hate it when that happens

manc grecian

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when your walking along and you suddenly get an extremely itchy ringpiece that just has to be scratched. you look around to make sure no ones gonna clock you scratchin your arse and theres someone or someones walking right behind you. usually a troop of young fit birds . torture

what do you hate when it happens?
 

CREDYGRECIAN

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Nothing worse ,

Also hate it on a night out , when you walk back into the bar & there are fit ladies about & then realise youve got a **** patch come through on your jeans :mad:
 

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Nothing worse ,

Also hate it on a night out , when you walk back into the bar & there are fit ladies about & then realise youve got a **** patch come through on your jeans :mad:
Prostate trouble? You have allow for the dribbles you know.
 

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When some fit piece is eyeing you up, then she turns away after clocking your mates; one of whom has a far away look in his eye and a big grin on his face cos he's got his finger up his arse and thinks no-one can see and the other's stood thinking he's cool cos he can have a slash without undoing his flies and no one will notice cos he thinks his jeans are a darker colour than they actually are.

Hate it when that happens.
 

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Antony Moxey;423130) ..... thinking he's cool cos he can have a slash without undoing his flies and no one will notice cos he thinks his jeans are a darker colour than they actually are. Hate it when that happens.[/QUOTE said:
Makes your socks shrink you know.
 

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When you're walking along the street and you want to drop one, but when looking behind there are people there who don't turn off in another direction, and yet when you don't need to parp, the f*****g street is empty:mad:
 
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When some fit piece is eyeing you up...
"...And this, students, is a textbook example of the kind of alarmingly vivid flashbacks that can occur even many years after the ingestion of hallucinogenic drugs" ;)
 
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Making my Monday contribution to this thred early...

When you have spent a long looking at the 'Todays random drunk students' thread, only to actually go to Lufbra and realise they only hit the town Sunday - Thursday :mad:

***disappointed***
 

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when your walking along and you suddenly get an extremely itchy ringpiece that just has to be scratched. you look around to make sure no ones gonna clock you scratchin your arse and theres someone or someones walking right behind you. usually a troop of young fit birds . torture

what do you hate when it happens?
F*ck 'em. Scratch, sniff and be proud.
 

Jean Jeannie

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when your walking along and you suddenly get an extremely itchy ringpiece that just has to be scratched. you look around to make sure no ones gonna clock you scratchin your arse and theres someone or someones walking right behind you. usually a troop of young fit birds . torture

what do you hate when it happens?
You can get tablets for that from the vets. My cat has one every year when she goes for her check up as a sort of prevention rather than cure.
 
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